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This “Bad Mother Fucker” paddle is just the right mixture of high class and naughty fun! Featuring a bold red-and black design and textured polyure...

This “Champain” paddle is just the right mixture of high class and naughty fun! Featuring a striking custom champagne-bottle design and textured po...

This “Fuck You” paddle is just the right mixture of high class and naughty fun! Featuring a striking black and gold cut-out design and textured pol...

This “Hot Ass” paddle is just the right mixture of high class and naughty fun! Featuring a flaming red cut-out design and textured polyurethane sur...

This “Ice Cream” paddle is just the right mixture of high class and naughty fun! Featuring a flavorful custom cut-out design and textured polyureth...

This "Girls Girls Girls" pin looks like the classic neon sign only smaller, and it won't electrocute you. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt o...

The Porn Parody Coloring Book is an Adult Coloring Book with 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of some of the Woodrocket's most popular ...

These pink and gold color Sexy earrings by Wood Rocket are the perfect accessory. They are super fun and stylish! Wear them or give them as a gift....

These red sparkly glitter Slut earrings by Wood Rocket are the perfect accessory. They are super fun and stylish! Wear them or give them as a gift....

This "Suck My Dick" enamel lapel pin is a fun and sexy accessory. This pink pin with a metallic gold design elegantly says what you feel with class...

This fun enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory for your pocket. This Rainbow Leaf Weed Keychain looks just like a pot leaf only s...

This Glow-In-The-Dark fun soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory. Wear your sex product pride! This Dildo Sex Toy Pin looks ...

This fun soft enamel large Leather Handcuffs lapel pin with real chain by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory. Show off your kinky side everywhere...

These silver and pink sparkly glitter dildo sex toy earrings by Wood Rocket are the perfect accessory. They are super fun and stylish! Wear them or...

This Stroker enamel lapel pin is a fun and sexy accessory. But don't try to use it, its tiny and metal. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or ...

This Wand sex toy enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift! B...

Sexy Butts Adult Coloring Book is an adult coloring book with pages and pages of sexy butts. Each page features a different type of ass. From heart...

This glittery gold “She/Her” enamel keychain will show off your pronouns in style. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!

Meet Dawn. She is beautiful. She is brilliant. And she is horny. But when her asshole boyfriend breaks up with her, she finds herself doubting the ...

If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, The Dirtiest Colorin...

The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever is the sequel to our bestselling coloring book, The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever. Each page features explicit and fu...

Bongo, Buzzy, and Betty Jane are the bestest of buds. They have everything a giggling group of nug heads could want: a superbly herby home, highly ...

The MILF Porn Coloring book has 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations featuring all sorts of MILFS doing all naughty things you fantasize ab...

This glittery gold “They/Them” enamel keychain will show off your pronouns in style. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!